Either that, or really strong food coloring.  Apparently Neil Caldwell, the creator of this wholly unnecessary advance, won’t give out the specifics of his process, but the end result is vivid, polychromatic bacon…

Perhaps you weren’t aware you needed polychromatic bacon.  Well no kidding pal–do you think anyone actually needs Twitter?  We live in a world of want, not need.

Now someone go toast up some rye…

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By Dennis Ryan, CCO, Element 79

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