This spam message was just too innovative.  Basically, this one’s angle was to call-me-out, barroom style, for a battle of wits.  Here’s the message:

You have thought up such matchless answer?
Only dare once again to make it!
In my opinion you are not right. I can defend the position. Write to me in PM, we will talk.
You are mistaken. I suggest it to discuss. Write to me in PM, we will talk.
It is an excellent variant

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It is an excellent variant indeed.  And I’m tempted to write stirka7.ruzakiryacsfvak@mail.ru in the PM at his suggest it to discuss.

Then again, I have plans tonight, so I probably won’t.

By Dennis Ryan, CCO, Element 79