This Is A Metaphor For Something…I’ll Take Suggestions

The punchlines almost write themselves…but I’d prefer yours. Anyone?

7 thoughts on “This Is A Metaphor For Something…I’ll Take Suggestions”

September 25, 2009 at 10:18 am Reply
Nate De Leon says:

King Kong’s abandoned toilet.
September 25, 2009 at 10:33 am Reply
Ron Steele says:

1] Got junk.

2] Haul your junk away.

3] If you can’t sell it on Ebay…………

4] Dump it.

The song “whip it” could be licensed for #4.
September 25, 2009 at 11:38 am Reply
tom wilson says:

From the inventors of the Maxipad, comes the new Maxi-dump with leak guard.
September 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm Reply
c neary says:

When a mini-dump just won’t cut it…
September 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm Reply
Peter Urbain says:

Check out my new pad… (like Tom above)
Fold or bunch?
Got Dump?
Wipe with caution
Waste Alot Wipe Alot
Drop a load…
Dump Ahead
Stink Around
My Dump is Your Dump
Trailer Park Out House
A dump is a terrible thing to waste
Go big or go home
September 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm Reply
joe Ryan says:

Hauls waste,
With haste
September 25, 2009 at 8:21 pm Reply
RTB says:

It “goes” to 11.